man swallows flash drive in attempt to destroy evidence

shredding is so 2009. now there’s a new way to dispose of your private, potentially incriminating information: swallow it.

that’s precisely what one man did shortly after his arrest for bank fraud. according to police reports, florin necula swallowed a kingston flash drive.

In a bold and bizarre attempt to destroy evidence seized during a federal raid, a New York City man grabbed a flash drive and swallowed the data storage device while in the custody of Secret Service agents, records show. Florin Necula ingested the Kingston flash drive shortly after his January 21 arrest outside a bank in Queens, according to U.S. District Court filings. Necula and several codefendants had been transported to a Secret Service office in Brooklyn, where they were to be questioned and processed. While there, and in the view of investigators, Necula “grabbed Subject Flash Drive 2, which had been on his person at the time of his arrest, and swallowed.”

according to the reports, the suspect later:

agreed to allow doctors at New York Downtown Hospital to remove the item

sure. he ‘agreed.’ either port 80 of his outbound server was clogged, or he was enticed to allow a doctor assist him with dropping a digital deuce. but only after 4 days. ewww. i spilled coffee on a flash drive once, but i’ve never soaked one in hydrochloric acid (the stuff in your stomach) and poo for 4 days. i wonder who at csi gets to process that evidence (if there’s any evidence left to process after the suspect’s ‘processing’ of the data)?


n.b.  i’m imagining raphael choking down hard drives and notepads with aliases and passwords on it as the nypd is searching his apartment. in hindsight, it would have probably been better than letting the ny da’s office get into his emails. then again, digestion probably wouldn’t have helped in raphael’s case. what he was writing was already crap on the way in.

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3 Responses

  1. what an idiot.

  2. is that what you’d call a ‘stomach virus’?

  3. Oh crap! Pun very much intended!!! [grin]

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