Scott Bailey has the story of the day:
A pub in New Zealand has introduced horse semen to its drinks menu, a stomach-churning addition tinged with the wholesome flavour of apple.
Yeah… ’cause ‘Apple’ makes everything go down better… especially Horse jizz. Dear God…
The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 – and apparently it’s going down a treat with regulars.
The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.
Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.
He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.
He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.
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I don’t know anyone from New Zealand, but I’m pretty much judging the country en masse right now…
Can you imagine the pickup lines in that pub?
Absolutely brutal. And yet, they’ll sell a ton of them, mostly on dares.
(BTW: Ezek 23:20 reads, “and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.” At least it’s biblical, no?)
HT: Scott
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it’s. just. so. wrong.
i know, but watch, it’ll sell, and that bar will do HUGE business because of it.
My son was down in New Zealand for a family wedding and siteseeing in March. When I told him about this the other day, he said, “Yup, sounds like something they’d do in New Zealand.”
Customers better hope the bar doesn’t decide to cut costs by taking over the supply themselves.
You can’t tell from the angle, but those are pint glasses!
You bastard! I think my face has ‘stuck like that’ now. When I was a younger guy an ‘ugly’ insult was, “So-and-so sucks big bags of elephant cum!”, now I’m guessing that this bar owner could only dream of getting his greedy little mitts on some actual elephant cum.