if this is not the epitome of selling out christianity for product profitability and popularity, then i don’t know what is. i shake my head… [HT: MPT]
Filed under: christianity, i'm not making this up, sports, things that suck | 8 Comments »
southern christianity, nascar, product placement, and a smokin’ hot wife
Posted on July 25, 2011 by bobcargill
epic fail: real housewives of the bible (and why i love scott bailey’s blog)
Posted on July 9, 2011 by bobcargill
I love Scotteriology (Scott Bailey’s Blog). In addition to being a former NHL player (and despite being a Canadian ;-), he’s a got a wicked sense of humor and a sharp eye for critical biblical scholarship. His latest commentary on a web-based evangelist and author (Ty Adams) who produced a straight-to-DVD series called, “Real Housewives [...]
Filed under: friends, humor, religion, things that suck, tv | Tagged: bible, dvd, real houswives, scott bailey, scotteriology, ty adams | 3 Comments »
ezekiel 23:20 is now apparently a drink at a new zealand pub
Posted on June 30, 2011 by bobcargill
Scott Bailey has the story of the day: A pub in New Zealand has introduced horse semen to its drinks menu, a stomach-churning addition tinged with the wholesome flavour of apple. Yeah… ’cause ‘Apple’ makes everything go down better… especially Horse jizz. Dear God… The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for [...]
Filed under: i'm not making this up, idiocy, things that suck | Tagged: Christchurch, drink, ezekiel 23:20, green man pub, horse, new zealand, pub, scott bailey, semen, shot, stallion, Steven Drummond, wellington | 6 Comments »
and the golden turd award for religious exploitation goes to…
Posted on April 19, 2011 by bobcargill
you must read this post. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry… And the winner is? Drum roll please…. Paula White. Usually, Paula is doing some serious BS with the calendar and the feast days of ancient Israel. Paula has articulated an immense amount of BS pertaining to the calendar. She really likes the [...]
Filed under: idiocy, religion, things that suck | Tagged: bad theology, golden turd, mammonianity, modern heresies, passover, pastoral stupidity, paula white, scam artist, worst preacher ever | 3 Comments »
my choice for worst christian song ever: ancient words
Posted on February 10, 2011 by bobcargill
Rod of Alexandria has begun a meme asking different bloggers to choose the worst Christian song in existence and describe why it is so abhorrent to them. Those who know me know that I have been no fan of much of what passes as “Christian music” for many years, be it what we today call [...]
Filed under: christianity, music, things that suck | Tagged: awful, blue skies and rainbows, christian music, ears bleed, english, hymn, intransitive, jesis is a friend, ken young, language, lynn deshazo, make it stop, meme, michael w. smith, miserable, onward christian soldiers, shine jesus shine, terrible, transitive verb, worship | 18 Comments »
a biblical solution to the bedbug infestation terrorizing america from ‘the acts of john’
Posted on November 6, 2010 by bobcargill
With all of the news surrounding the apparent bedbug infestation spreading across America, from the United Nations and the Waldorf Astoria in New York to out here in Los Angeles, I was reminded that despite how much this menace sucks (literally), this is no new problem. Actually, the problem of bedbug annoyance has been around [...]
Filed under: bible, games, government, health, humanities, humor, i'm not making this up, things that suck, thought of the day | Tagged: acts of john, apocrypha, apostle, bedbug, gnostic, gospel, infestation, john, miracle, miracle of the bedbugs, non-canonical, pseudepigrapha, united nations, waldorf astoria | 6 Comments »
oops. getting into college just got easier, er, i mean harder
Posted on August 16, 2010 by bobcargill
there’s no other way to say it: this sucks. cnn is reporting: A computer glitch mistakenly caused around 2,500 applicants to Middlesex University in the United Kingdom to receive acceptance letters to study at the school in error. i remember how tense of a time it was when i was applying and i cannot begin [...]
Filed under: education, i'm not making this up, things that suck | Tagged: admission, college, email, error, middlesex, notification, uk, united kingdom, university | Leave a Comment »
