Manti Te’o ought to date Clint Eastwood’s empty chair. It just makes sense.
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Here’s Deadspin breaking the story.
Background here.
For a quick summary, watch here.
Don’t miss Seth Meyers’ line here: “These Te’o jokes are all very funny but let’s all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.”
Even more here, with timeline and quotes from Te’o.
Filed under: i'm not making this up, idiocy Tagged: | Clint Eastwood, dead, empty chair, girlfriend, Heisman, hoax, Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o, Notre Dame, Republican National Convention
Te’o is a devout Mormon ? Well . . . maybe his deceased girlfriend (who never existed) is/was, too. And maybe when she died she took her entire nonexistent life and death — along with all of her genealogical records, for which Mormons are famous, after all … except that HER records never, ummmm … “existed” — to the Mormon planet Kolob, which also doesn’t exist and never did.
Frankly, people who are slamming Te’o for all of “this” are just narrow-minded, “Existence Supremacists” and are engaging in anti-Mormon (and thus anti-Christian) bigotry. . . . Sad, really.