maybe sharia law isn’t so bad: iran bans the mullet

Iran's authorized hairstylesAccording to CNN,

The Islamic regime, which strictly enforces head coverings for women, issued grooming guidelines for the guys this week.

And mullets didn’t make the cut.

Apparently, the favorite haircut of Billy Ray Cyrus circa 1992 is not allowed under Iran’s Sharia law. In fact, an entire host of famous mullets would be subject to disciplinary action. Iran even issued examples of suggested haircuts for today’s youth just to make thing easier.

When you think about it, Sharia law has at least one positive benefit. Too bad my high school didn’t enact similar grooming regulations in 1991. ;-)
The Mullet(ht: king lowry)

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