this is why no one breaks into homes in fresno

intruderthis story of a portland, oregon homeowner who startled an intruder is rather funny. but listen to the reason the intruder gives when he calls the police on the homeowner: the intruder is afraid that the owner might be armed and shoot him.

and that is why people in my hometown of fresno don’t break into other people’s homes: because they are, and they will.

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